More Poopy Tales
Mar 23rd 2006CindyUnCategorized
This is gross so if you are easily disguisted, stop reading now.
Carrots are not a good thing to feed Speedy two days in a row. Especially if he eats lots of them because he REALLY loves them. Let’s just say that carrots can be identified in a diaper. And orange is not a good color for poo. And sticky poo that is hard to wipe off is just plain nasty. And orange sticky poo that leaks out the sides of a diaper just isn’t right.
Reason why I should get the “mother of the year” award instead of Brigitte:
Murphy’s law says that if you have a two year old and a 2 month old in a double stroller and you are walking through the mall about lunch time, you will almost certainly have to go poop. And if you find a handicapped stall that is just barely long enough for your double stroller to fit in, then your two year old will probably be in your face while you are going poop. And if, in an effort to distract him from playing with the nasty feminine disposal trash can, you give him toilet paper because he keeps looking at it with interest, you should be warned that if he is close enough to your backside, he just might try to mimic what you are doing with the toilet paper. And he might be very quick. And you might think it is disguisting, but so freakin funny that you can’t help but blog about it. Then everyone else will think you are disguisting too.
8 Comments »
jettybetty on 23 Mar 2006 at 10:49 pm #
He was very quick huh??
LOL!
DavidsMom on 23 Mar 2006 at 11:30 pm #
Kudos on getting the double stroller to fit in there! I also use the TP to distract my boy, but I haven’t been swipped… yet! You know you’re a mom when… you now laugh at poop stories! Oh, and you’re lucky to get him to eat veggies of any kind! : )
Shawn on 24 Mar 2006 at 3:20 am #
Cindy, that not a picture that I wanted in my head! Now excuse me while I go barf!
Sunshine on 24 Mar 2006 at 3:25 am #
You are such a hoot. Thanks for sharing all the funny stories.
WyldJoker on 24 Mar 2006 at 7:43 am #
That is not quite the picture I wanted in my head while breakfast is cooking! UHG! I usually turn the twin stroller of ours to face opposite of the toliet so I don’t have an audience or the possiblility of being swiped.
Judy on 24 Mar 2006 at 3:40 pm #
No. WAY!!!!!
You make melaugh!!!!
Brigitte on 25 Mar 2006 at 8:09 am #
TMI
David on 25 Mar 2006 at 12:14 pm #
The Truth about Poop (Hardcover)
by Susan E. Goodman, Elwood Smith (Illustrator)