First, Happy Anniversary to my wonderful hubby!
Daddyo: Speedy, what’s in your pants? (noticing something did NOT look right)
Speedy: That’s just my wood, Daddy.
Yes, he really did say that and then daddyo had him call me on the phone and repeat it. He has no idea why daddy thinks it is so funny when he says he has wood in his pants, but I’m sure he’ll say it again soon. By the way, he did actually have a piece of wood in his pants.
Me: Speedy, go to the potty. (noticing he was holding on to his wee wee)
Speedy: No, mommy. I don’t need to go potty. It’s just fun to play with.
Friend: Speedy, what are you asking Santa to bring you for christmas?
Speedy: I don’t know.
Me: I guess we’ll just ask him for a bucket of dirt, then. (trying to get him to answer)
Friend: Aren’t you going to ask for some trucks or something?
Speedy: MOMMY! Is it going to be REAL dirt?
And to think of the money we’ve already spent on presents. All he needs to be happy is dirt.